Urinal Deuce
when a person drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him
“whats wrong”
“someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal”
“that was fast”
“someone #2ed in the #1”
“why the h did someone drop a urinal deuce”
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