Urinal lock
a random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.
tim got done taking a p-ss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. he didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.
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