urinal miming


the act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. this is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied “ahhh”.
“there was a queue! i couldn’t just stand there waiting for the p-ss to come. i had to do some urinal miming & get the h-ll out.”

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