urinal panic
the act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men’s public toilet, despite really needing to. this is often followed by urinal miming
“i stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. i just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. in the end i had to do some urinal miming.”
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