Urinal Poop Swoop
accidently having an -n-l evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the p–p and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened…
luigi: ” jim pulled a urinal p–p swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!”
peter: ” yeh, tom did that the other day, only he hided the p–p…when my boss found toms p–p in his desk, he sacked him!”
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