Urinal stalemate
much like a game of chess. when 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot p-ss if they respect the urinal rule. checkmate
male 1: dammit i was urinal stalemated today!
male 2: oh wow thats dog man.
male 1: i know! if only he wasnt a douchebag.
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