urination proclamation


a statement someone makes or “proclaims” when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emanc-p-tion proclamation, except for peeing
“yo, i gotta use your bathroom, i’m about to make a urination proclamation, i’ve been holding it in for like 3 hours!”
when you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.
marty: hahahahahaha. i just peed my pants.

john: ew. dont give me a urination proclamation.

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