Urinus


not to be confused with the planetary body, ur-n-s. urinus (pr-nounced urine-us) is the term describing an individual who is receiving, or prefers to receive, a golden shower while dressed as a roman gladiator.

the suffix maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.
“all hail the great urinus, who doth gargle and swallow!”

“urinus maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin.”

“-i went to a toga party last night, found out joe is a real urinus maximus.

-really, i thought he was just a ur–n-s.”

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