Urn Humper


a woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. then after his death uses his memory
as a source of s-xual excitement to get off.
teresa always mentions mike even though he has p-ssed. no hiding their relationship.
she is a urn humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. if her husband knew.

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