when ur texting with someone cute and, like an idiot, compliment them wrong. typo for “ur adorable”.
girl one: im so ugly 🙁
girl two: nah gurlfrand, urnadorable!
girl one: …what
- august 2
the best day in the world! , it is really crazy day for everybody too. it is known to be a day that is kind of crazy too. “yeah, his birthday is august 2nd he’s lucky!”
- danny island
where females get lost, and catch feelings for the goat she’s in danny island now bro you ain’t getting her back
to inspect or examine some thing or somebody’s statement microscopically or piece by piece why to you have to “microspect” everything i say ?
- thank youuu
mostly said by girls through text. it means they’re very appreciative about what you just told them. (compliments or get well wishes) -“i hope you get well soon” -“thank youuu”
- purple knees
to beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple hey waseema, i’m gonna give you purple knees if you don’t shut up!