Urtification
flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
fred: nettles, i must have more nettles!
jim: i think you have a bad case of urtification.. don’t do anything rash
fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
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