USA Ultimate (USAU)
noun: the us governing body for ultimate that charges amateur athletes to play organized frisbee. this money pays mostly for usau staff to arbitrarily tell teams to change their names.
banned team names include:
pits and pendulums, truck stop glory hole, heva havas, smoke shack, ambiguously grey, bohica, wh-r-shack, meth, hot box
acceptable team names include:
hucking fooligans, yo, mother f-cker, go horizontal, c-ckfight, mamabird, potlatch, key party
“the sport and players take pride in self-officiating, but the usa ultimate (usau) takes pride bossing its paying customers around.”
– steve
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