USB (you suck balls or useless son of a bitch)


this term can be

a) said to, or of, a person, (whether to insult, demean, or just make simple friendly fun of them will depend on the context, tone of voice, situation, and the like) who is an abosl-te zero at something, and not only that, but so bad at whatever it is that possibly a chimp could do better.

b) used to define a a school grade, a grade so bad however, that it actually should be below our current grade of f, i.e.below 35%.

c) used in terms of introspection (as in i am such a a usb-useless son of a b-tch) when describing one’s own abilities concerning a specific school subject or other ability.
person a): michael, sorry to tell you this, but you are a usb (you suck b-lls or useless son of a b-tch) if you don’t know what that means in chemistry. but you’ll probably be more in the the you suck b-lls in chemistry category.

michael: lol, please don’t tell me more. despite both of my parents and an aunt being chemical engineers, i do suck b-lls at chemistry as you pointed out, but i dont know why. however, i also got a grade of usb in physics this term; but this one is okay cuz my parents didnt do that well in physics themselves.

person a): roflmao, you should be the one to talk. i am jealous that compared to you i am such a usb, or useless son of a b-tch, in math and business; i wish i could so much better in these subjects.

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