Use the Googlez
another way of saying, “to watch p-rnography.” originated from dirty potter, in f-ckbeak & friends, ch.1: f-ckbeak, the hippogryph, and the extremely arousing, f-cking huge, diarrhea bathtime.
“then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick sh-t and jerk off. he found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. f-ckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party p-rnography, but failed miserably.”
person 1: so, what are you gonna do?
person 2: i dunno, i guess i’ll just use the googlez.
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