useless as tits on a boar hog
southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that t-ts are of no use on a male hog.
gosh i don’t know why the boss hired that lazy -ssed guy to work here, he is as “useless as t-ts on a boar hog”!
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