Useless Potato


a term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.
person a: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
person b: you are a useless potato

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