USLBC


the usual suspects longboarding cooperative.

based in linwood, christchurch. dedicated to shredding the gnar all over our ruptured but awesome city, and bringing tubs of stoke wherever we go and to whoever we meet.

we also love junk food and hackysack, and some other….awesome stuff. some of our many endeavours include collecting no skating signs and violating the quiet suburban mundanity of cashmere and mount pleasant.

not all of what we do is legal…but it’s all harmless to everyone but ourselves. some call what we do “reckless endangerment”…. we call it “living”. if you’re a hater, go find someone who will hate you back. misery loves company, after all.

rock on.
uslbc- spread the stoke

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