USS Vella Gulf


(n): a cruiser like most other commands with its share of incompetent workers, corrupt leadership, and lazy, hypocritical e-5 & aboves. implemented the 4-day work week that appeases only half the crew, and is famous for having supported counter-piracy operations in the somalian coast. it has a rich history of not-so-stellar commanding officers, the 2 most recent ones being an irascible totalitarian and an egoist who thinks he’s stellar.

a faulty crp propeller system has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for bae ship repair yard.

although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. there is a scarce number of asian-americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.

fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.
3rd cl-ss: “where you gonna be stationed at bro?”
sailor: “the uss vella gulf!”

“ha! i just got off that sh-thole. f-ck that place!”
“well i’m pretty sure it won’t be that bad…”

(2 years later): “man, f-ck this place…”

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