usvaldo


a mexican from tomales that likes to play baseball and plays drums for the sickest banda in the whole wide world and has an extremely small uncirc-msized p-n-s and is very hairy in unatural places,including the inside of his -ss
my names usvaldo and i like p-n-s in my -sshole.

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