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Utah Nipples

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• Utahnize

  “to take out (kill) all the fun out of things. usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer.” “dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?” “nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized.” “whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown.” […]

• utah roadblock

  when you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with we went out to do utah roadblocks today, we got honked at excessively.

• Utah Road Construction

  the biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history. the joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of […]

• Utah shitsicle

  you are supposed to take a sh-t in a condom, then c-m all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. when it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners -sshole. let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it […]

• vagitard

  1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia 2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate because doug was drawing a v-lv- with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.

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