Utah shot
this is a wonderful drink to make sure you; 1 stay awake, 2 have s-x with whatever swamp donkey you stumble upon, 3 wake up naked and ashamed. it has also been known to make you stumble into an aa meeting the next day. 1 part red bull, 1 part cabo wabo, and 1 part cherry pucker.
steve: “mark what happened to you last night?”
mark: “i had a couple utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender.”
steve: “that hot blonde?”
mark: “no that fat girl with gl-sses.”
steve: “that swamp donkey”
mark: “yea, i don’t wanna talk about it. hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church.”
steve: “good idea.”
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