utah utes
an overrated school that won a bcs game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.
utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!
everyone else: whoop dee doo…now shut the f-ck up.
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located in salt lake city, uah. it is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. a team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. word to the ducks, beavers, wolverines, crimson tide, cardinals, trojans…. etc.
‘bama fan: what are utah utes?
ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry -sses.
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