Utahoo
utahoo is a local dialect which traces its long history of oddly pr-nounced vowels and rushed-together phrasing back to utah’s hardy pioneering stock.
due to the influx of outsiders into the populous wasatch front (ogden south to payson, utah), cl-ssic utahoo speak is increasingly found only in small hamlets and farming villages.
some popular examples of utahoo:
“skweet” or “squeat”: “let’s go eat!”
“guppy sc-m” or the even more rushed “guppisc-m”=”got a piece of gum?”
“ooferingernt (oo-fer-ig-nernt”=”ooh, for ignorant!” (essentially a mormon equivalent to oh no you didn’t!)
“lard jesus christ”, instead of “lord”. “american fark” instead of “fork”. “b-tt-un” instead of “b-tton”.
“hupper”, not “hooper”.
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