uterine parasite


an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.
maude’s period is late. i bet she has a uterine parasite!

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    a light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women’s uterus. sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed martha stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

  • utering gut

    a gut on a women that hangs below her crotch. d-mn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her -ss is in the front.

  • Uterization

    the process of, or an event leading to one, becoming a p-ssy. 1.) my thumb injury has caused me to undergo uterization. 2.) i’m really sore from my workout, as a result, i have undergone uterization.

  • Uterize

    to gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus. my buddy got away with that dui scot free. he must have uterized an angel. 1 more definition verb — to get so far in during rough s-x that the p-n-s is inside the uterus. often the term also implies conception. this term is similar […]

  • Uternaut

    the little explorer inside a pregnant person. sheila is only fifteen but she’s already carrying joel’s uternaut.


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