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Uterpii

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• Uterus Bandit

  one, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ. dude, i can definitly see ramsay turn into a uterus bandit like pee wee herman.

• Uterusaurus

  a uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. the uterusaurus is not from the jur-ssic era, nor is it a mythical creature. it lives deep within every normal uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike. my girlfriend and i made plans to go out tonight, and i […]

• Uterus Bulge

  when an over-sized fat woman is wearing pants or shorts and you can visibly see a bulge of fat that hangs off her body in the uterine area. check out that ladies uterus bulge, that thing is sick!

• uterus buster

  taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females v-g-n- until it is 12 and half inches up the c-n-l this hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so i pulled a uterus buster on her

• Uterus Cat

  when a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. this person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. they do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. the name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a […]

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