Uterusaurus
a uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. the uterusaurus is not from the jur-ssic era, nor is it a mythical creature. it lives deep within every normal uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.
my girlfriend and i made plans to go out tonight, and i was totally going to get some, but her uterusaurus arose from the pits of h-ll and c-ck-blocked me. i ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.
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