Utica Boiler


after eating only a chili diet for at least two days, you sh-t (which will be close to diarrhea) in a condom and put it in the freezer. once frozen, you insert this condom into the girl’s -n-s where it “boils.” in the doggie position, the sh-t will start seeping out of her -n-s and drip into her v-g-n-. there you will use this mixture as lubricant while you f-ck her from behind.
i just performed the utica boiler on this b-tch and she f-cking loved it.

my dog just utica boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.

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