Utica Hand Job
-act of mutual m-st-rb-t–n involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in utica ny, (b) a member of the local utica government including but not limited to upd, and (3) internet p-rn containing extreme depictions of bdsm, b-st–lity, kiddie p-rn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in utica
-yo,man, fat eddie just got picked up for giving labelly a utica hand job.
-b-tch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
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