Utititarian


a no-frills bra that is designed purely for functional, not decorative or fashion, reasons. usually comes in basic, no-messing-about colors, like white, nude, and black.
friend 1: oooh…those are some s-xy underwear! hot date tonight?

friend 2: no, unfortunately. it’s laundry day today, so all my ut-t-tarian bras are in the wash!

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