UTV


utv is the ulster equivalent of itv. it has nearly all the same programmes as itv, with ‘nordy’ presenters.
“do you want to watch utv?”
“no”
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uni-testicular vacation. when one of a mans t-st-cl-s spends some time hidden in his body as opposed to being home in his scr-t-m.
i cant make it to work today ive had utv all weekend and my nut still isnt back

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