V-crook


a man who builds a relationship with a woman just for s-x. after getting s-x, he escapes like a (v-g-n-) thief in the night.
“we finally had s-x, but when i woke up he was long gone and i haven’t seen him in weeks. he’s a v-crook!”
when you f–k another man’s b-tch (v-g-n- crook)
what up v-crook you dirty b-st-rd, ain’t that your homeboys girl i seen you with?
to fool a woman into having s-x despite undersized p-n-s endowment
julia got v-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

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