V.D. Day
also called vanerial disease day.
falls on valentines day, when a man is so desperate for a date that he hires an “escort”. and winds up getting a vanerial disease by the end of the night.
you know v.d. day is coming up?
1 more definition
the day following valentines day. celebrated by a trip to the clinic to make sure that any ill-advised actions of the previous night dont have any dire consequences.
brad celebrates vd day the same way every year. he wakes up in an unfamiliar room, gets a cab to his apartment, then spends the day waiting for test results.
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