V-Jesus
v-jesus is when a car powered by a honda engine with vtec hits 6,000rpm’s and then continues to exceed p-ssed the magical stock redline embracing hitting 9,000rpm’s releasing jesus from your engine. once released, jesus cast a light of enlightenment showing you have hit v-jesus and that it is now time to shift.
did you see that flare, john hit v-jesus!
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