V.P. Blowjob
v.p. stands for vomit p–p, also called, “the vice president”. a v.p. is when, whilst tossing the lover’s salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. the blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a bl-w j-b. the recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. the blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. the blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore sh-t.
hey baby, i just finished a half pound block of cheese. i’m ready for that v.p. bl-wj-b.
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