Vac-O-Vag


when a girl is having her period and is using a tampon, you go down on her and suck the tampon out of her v-g-n-. it then becomes a reverse vac-o-vag if you shoot the tampon back into her mouth when you kiss her.
greg: dude, sarah was having her period so i tried to vac-o-vag her.
nick: that’s awesome, did you do a reverse vac-o-vag?
greg: well, she wasn’t actually using a tampon, so the blood just kinda went into my mouth…
nick: dude that’s gross.
greg: i f-cking loved it!
nick: we’re not friends anymore. sorry.

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