Vacation Face


when you think someone is attractive until they take off their sungl-sses and you instantly regret your decision.

it’s more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sungl-sses. you instantly know they’re ugly.
“d-mn, he looks fine.”
what did i tell you? you can’t trust vacation face!

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