Vacuum Position
a s-xual position involving food. to prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having s-x, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
“so i tried the vacuum position last night bro.”
“finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out”
“oh, i just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big”
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