Vacuum style
when performing “doggy style” s-x, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. when this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. the man should make vacuum sounds as well. works best with a dirty floor. warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.
“hey olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?”
“o, that…oliver performed vacuum style s-x last night.”
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