vag webs
a v-g-n- which hasn’t been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover v-g-n- walls with a white sheet.
a: can i eat you out?
b: can you ever! oh wait a moment, i have to dust my vag webs
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a matting of pubic hairs covering the female genitalia (the vag).
see www.vagweb.co.uk (nsfw)
i couldn’t find her badly packed kebab, it was covered in her vagweb.
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