Vagazzle


the act of bedazzling your v-g-n- (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of jennifer love hewitt on the lopez show.
to really get someone’s attention, you can color-coordinate your vagazzle to your outfit.
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v. when a female blings out her v-g-n-. this could be by using tiny crystals or even glitter. coined by jennifer love hewitt in an interview with george lopez.
hey baby, my vajayjay is vagazzled just for you.
to glue shiney things to one’s v-g-n-.
as described by jennifer love-hewitt in her dating book:

“after a breakup, a friend of mine swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “it shined like a disco ball so i have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
to glue shiny things on your v-g-n-.
“after a breakup, a friend of mine swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “it shined like a disco ball so i have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.” -jennifer love hewitt
to decorate your v-g-n- by attaching small crystals/rhinestones (said by jennifer love hewitt on lopez tonight)
would you like it if i were to vagazzle my downstairs?
to bedazzle your lady parts.
i was so bored last night that i vagazzled myself and now i look like a disco ball.
a diamond in the m-ff
a women’s v-g-n- was pretty before, but now she can add a vagazzle to make it sparkle.

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