when you m*st*rb*t* with a sausage.
i was out of d*ld*s so i made a vagdog with a stick of pepperoni
the emotion that occurs when one realizes they have experienced a fitmiss(failing to wear a fitbit) halfway up mt st helens on my hike i realized it was a fitmiss–i was so fitp*ssed not to get credit for all those steps!
- fold peek
the portion of a webpage that peeks from below indicating there is content right beneath the fold. fold peeks are useful to encourage users to scroll in order to reveal the next section. researcher: users couldn’t find the information. it was below the fold. designer: what should we do? we cannot put everything above the […]
- jacob hurt
shall go f*ck himself, and all he does, is flirt with innocent girls, and makes them fall in love with him. he does this to about 5 girls at a time, and makes all them girls think that he ‘loves them’ then, he goes out with a random girl, and makes all his little hoes […]
to eat food while lying down, preferably while watching some form of entertainment. the word is derived from the base verb “jabba.” the girlfriend and i spent the entire weekend jabbaing to lost reruns. 1). performing the act of c*nn*l*ng*s in the manner of jabba the hut in his death scene, i.e. performing the act […]