vagentacles
the metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty v-g-n- and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, v-g-n-s, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
“halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of prudences vagentacles.”
“she was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles.”
“‘you wanna taste it?’ she asked, presenting her vagentacles.”
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- Vag Around
a girls night out/hangin out/messin around/women not doin much of anything. movie night or a night out on the town, female variant of “d-ckin around” “kim is on her way over, wanna join? we’re just gonna grab a few drinks and vag around”
- Vagilicous
vagilicous: meaning a tasty v-g-n- free of odor, also in reference to something that tastes like a v-g-n-, lizz is vagilicous!, this tuna-sandwich is vagilicous! this word is in reference to a heteros-xual male or a h-m-s-xual female’s desire for v-g-n-. the word does not describe and actual taste but rather the intense desire one […]
- vaginal fudge-square dinner
sometimes shortened to vfsd, it is the process of laying your feces into a woman’s v-g-n-, and then eating her out. this is very stimulating if you like the taste of sh-t. maybe i shouldn’t have had a v-g-n-l fudge-square dinner last night with my girlfriend. the taste was repulsing.
- Vagina Gnome
a little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman’s v-g-n-. responsible for cramps, one’s period, and other female problems. will occasionally bite a man’s junk. very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. v-g-n- gnomes also have cool english names in general. not just your average gnome. […]
- Vaginatronics
the use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for v-g-n-l close-ups in p-rnographic movies. eg. the oscar for best v-g-n-tronics goes to industrial m-ff & magic for the groundbreaking use of v-g-n-tronics in the creation of the ‘schl-ng wars’ trilogy