Vagestival


a large gathering primarily consisting of people with v-g-n-‘s. a festival, if you will, of ladies.

the opposite of a sausage fest. a v-g-n- festival, or a vagestival.
“dang we really need some sausage up here, this party is turning into a giant vagestival.”

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  • vagida

    the commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. it is a portmanteau of “v-g-n-” and “agida”, which itself is a misspelling of “agita”, or italian american slang for gastric distress. sure guys, i can go bowling and drinking tonight. the wife has vagida and i won’t be missed.

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    when you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly s-x, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has acc-mulated in your v-g-n- that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced. victoria: you’d never guess what happened […]

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    when your buddy calls you up from a bar because there’s more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow. chewie called me up from epsn zone because he was with two hot asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. what an […]


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