VagFi
the means by which a group of cohabitating women (such as a sorority house or college dorm) wirelessly synchronize their menstrual cycles such that by the end of a school year every woman in the house has her period simultaneously.
“wow, i mean, like, its like totally a cruel coincidence that we all have our periods before the big mixer this weekend! i was looking forward to whoring it up!”
“i know right? but its no coincidence, our whole house is a vagfi hotspot.
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a built-in feature of v-g-n-s. causes the v-g-n-s of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.
guy1: well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
guy2: no way, so did mine! they hang out a lot, right?
guy1: yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.
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