Vagi-Guard


the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.
i’m going to the party with sam tonight.
if only your vagi-guard knew about this..

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  • vaginaside

    similar to suicide but having to do with the v-g-n-. rough or overly abusive treatment of the v-g-n-. d-mn jenny! that d-ld- is huge! are you trying to committ v-g-n-side? 2)the gymnast committed v-g-n-side when she crotched hard on the balance beam

  • Vag mouth

    the worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don’t actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth. david awoke […]

  • Vagonym

    an synonym for v-g-n-. “i prefer to use the oprah approved vagonym, va-jay-jay to describe my v-g-n-!”

  • Vagonnaise

    the white, frothy mixture of male and female c-m after a long night of s-x. usually it is very prominent in the pubic hair region of the male partner. it makes for a wonderful natural lubricant. “man, i banged this chick last night til my c-ck hurt! there was vagonnaise everywhere!” “mmmm… i love vagonnaise!”

  • vajayginator

    the terminator version of a female’s vajayjay. it sound more threatening female: dude! get away or i’ll blast you with my vajayginator!!!!!!!


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