vagiant
n. a v-g-n- that is legendary in both girth and depth, usually covered with a monstrous amount of p-b-s.
“i was doin’ this gal last night and she didn’t even notice. i think i have discovered a vagiant.”
noun. a huge v-g-n-, as viewed from the outside of the body, or determined by the amount of empty sp-ce on the inside of the body.
tom arnold’s quote about having s-x with roseanne barr says it all “…it’s like landing a 747 in the grand canyon.” she would be considered the owner of a “vagiant”.
or…
i was with this chick last night, and her “vagiant” scared the living h-ll out of me!
slang term refering to the football team the giants
to use this term you simply take the giants an add a “va” in frot of the term to get “vagiants”
the vagiants won the super bowl
the eli manning plays for the vagiants
a mutant creature consisting of a v-g-n- with legs, usually 40ft or taller.
run the vagiant army are attacking!
no, it’s just sliding up and down that tall building.
a large v-g-n-
giving birth to multiple babies will result in a vagiant.
anything pertaining to something huge, best used with a crowd that giggles at any word resembling “v-g-n-”
“dude, that is a vagiant bag of doritos!”
half vampire, half giant
guy 1: “duude, i saw this thing yesterday tht looked like a vampire but it was like 15 feet tall!!!”
guy 2: “oh, it must have been a vagiant. i see them all the time.”
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