vagicitis
n. a chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. being a little b-tch
2. complaining
3. discussing relationship problems
4. leaving parties early
5. repeated denial of aforementioned illness
“i can’t go out tonight, i have to study for my spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle.”
“oh i’m sorry, i didn’t know you had contracted vagicitis.”
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