vagilence
when a woman has control over a man by means of her v-g-n- and/or violent rantings and door knocks.
dude! my girlfriend showed up lastnight and i couldn’t dump her cause she wanted to f-ck. there was so much vagilence. if i didnt do it shed be outside banging on my door and swearing for hours.
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