vagina, ass, dick, shoot
v-g-n-, -ss, d-ck, shoot is an amazing game. it is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or rochambeau. in this game, you call out, v-g-n-, -ss, d-ck, and shoot. when you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. v-g-n- beats -ss because v-g-n- can shoot a baby at -ss, and d-ck beats v-g-n- because d-ck can poke v-g-n-. also, -ss beats d-ck because -ss can suffocate d-ck. this game was invented by a few kidsfrom avonworth middle school. they we’re looking for a variation on the game rock, paper, scissor, shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.
“hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today,” said little boy johnny. “it’s ok dude, just play v-g-n-, -ss, d-ck, shoot with bob, im sure you’ll beat him!”
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