vagina crustacean


when you have s-x and your intercourse partner c-ms on you’re v-g-n-l area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your v-g-n- and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with v-g-n- crustaceans

katie: omgggggg sameeeeee

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